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March of the Ungrateful Uncles
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- March, march, march; it's December 26th
Time for the annual parade
Come hear the drum now that Christmas Day is done
Go join in the Antipole Crusade
Down at the mall, they're assembling at all
Of the customer service desks
The ungrateful uncles
Are standing in a line
Waiting to return
All of the crap they didn't want
Tie clips, sweater vests
Twenty pairs of socks
Pen-and-pencil sets, cologne and ties
"Wow, guys, thanks a lot"
"Exactly what I need"
"Store credit will be fine"
So off they go, with their gift receipts in tow
Joining the "Slighted Guy Brigade"
View, two by two, how they shuffle through the queue
Feeling neglected and betrayed
Spiteful and gruff, 'cause nobody cared enough
To even check their Amazon wish lists
The ungrateful uncles
Are standing in a line
Waiting to return
All of the crap they didn't want
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from
It Might Be Xmas, track
released 16 December 2009
Brendan Milburn: additional synth sounds, last-minute awesomeness
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