Acquisitions Incorporated - Music Bundle

by Paul and Storm

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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Note: purchasing the full album will include bonus tracks Don't Blow the Daily, Critical Fail, Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle, Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle II, and Oath of Emnity
    Purchasable with gift card

      $3 USD  or more

     

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In ancient times In a land far-off Full of goblins and mages and kobolds and kings Valorous men Tempted Evil’s wrath For honor and riches and magical rings Some found fortune Some found despair But all found things they had not known were there Now ages after Though their glories doth pale Their deeds live onward in our song of their tale But none of that shit matters ‘Cause it’s really just pretending And tonight, we all are gathered here To witness these four men bring their dumb asses to a table And talk smack to each other And there’s no mortal danger Tonight, four men With some paper and some dice Will sit around pretending that they know how to fight And move around some miniatures and say some made-up words While every step gets second-guessed by several thousand nerds Casting “Magic Missile” at the darkness These four men… These four men And their DM Full grown men Four best friends Omin Dran And Binwin Also Jim And there’s Al Acquisitions Incorporated!
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Critical hit! How you like that shit? Baby, that’s what you get: Another critical hit
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released October 8, 2011

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