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Stoke up the fire with one more log
Whip up the eggs for one more nog
No time to walk the goddamn dog
'cause midnight's almost here

Fill up the Keurig, check your lists
Empty your bladder of your piss
Don't go to sleep or else you'll miss
The best day of the year

The Monday after Thanksgiving
When every online store
For only 24 hours
Drops prices through the floor

Buy all your crap in just one day
Santa is just one click away
The cheapest and most convenient way
To spread some Christmas cheer

No need to slog down to the mall
No need to wear your pants at all
Come login with Uncles Storm and Paul
'cause Cyber Monday's here

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