All my life, I’ve been told you should do the things you’re good at
So what do you do when all you’ve ever done is fuck things up?
Some are strong
Some are brave
Some are smart
And other are strong, brave, handsome
But whaddya do with a guy who's only skill's to fuck things up?
It’s not that I don’t care
It’s not that I don’t pay enough attention
But you can bring me anywhere
And I’ll fuck things up
So before you go and do something foolish
Like spending your time with me
Just so’s ya know: I’m gonna find a way to fuck things up