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Uneventful Christmas

by Paul and Storm

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A Holiday single for our times. Pay what you want—or nothing at all!


Looks like we did it
The end of the year
I’ve got to admit it
Wasn’t sure we’d get here

And now that we’ve made it
I think we’ll agree
We totally hated
This whole year, A to Z

So my wish list this December, let me make it crystal clear
Don’t want no presents, no parties, want no friends or family near
Just a day or two or three
Utterly disaster-free
As I lift a weary cup of Yuletide cheer
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year

It would be the nicest
If nothing would happen
Not one single crisis
While I get a quick nap in

With nothing exploding
Depressing or dire
Nothing grim or foreboding
And no dumpsters on fire

Can we maybe take a time-out, try a temporary freeze?
Could this 21-gun shitshow take an intermission, please?
So I’m asking, Mister Claus
Put the End Times on pause
We’ll just chill with milk and cookies and a beer
I've got enough for you and all eight reindeer
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year


released December 10, 2020
Words and music by Storm DiCostanzo and Paul Sabourin
Performed by Paul and Storm
Additional guitar: Jim Boggia




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