Christmas Christmas Song

by Paul and Storm

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Written for Cards Against Humanity's "Ten Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa".

lyrics

Cards Against Humanity
Asked us to write a Christmas song
To celebrate their Holiday Bullshit project

We don't wanna do it, but the pay is good
And we like money, but we're really lazy
So here's a brand new friggin' Christmas song

Oh
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Is this song long enough? (Not yet!)

Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Hanukkah
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas song

Pad! Out! This Song!
Pad! Out! This Song!
Also! Something! About comics!
Presents! Ham! Charity! Ham!
Peace! Ham!
HAM!!!

Well, we probably should do one more verse
To make this song seem long enough
But fuck those guys—let's cut to the copy-pasted chorus

Oh
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
The fucking song's almost done! (YEAH!)

Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas Christmas Hanukkah
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas song

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released December 5, 2014

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