Uneventful Christmas

by Paul and Storm

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A Holiday single for our times. Pay what you want—or nothing at all!

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Looks like we did it
The end of the year
I’ve got to admit it
Wasn’t sure we’d get here

And now that we’ve made it
I think we’ll agree
We totally hated
This whole year, A to Z

So my wish list this December, let me make it crystal clear
Don’t want no presents, no parties, want no friends or family near
Just a day or two or three
Utterly disaster-free
As I lift a weary cup of Yuletide cheer
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year

It would be the nicest
If nothing would happen
Not one single crisis
While I get a quick nap in

With nothing exploding
Depressing or dire
Nothing grim or foreboding
And no dumpsters on fire

Can we maybe take a time-out, try a temporary freeze?
Could this 21-gun shitshow take an intermission, please?
So I’m asking, Mister Claus
Put the End Times on pause
We’ll just chill with milk and cookies and a beer
I've got enough for you and all eight reindeer
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year

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released December 10, 2020
Words and music by Storm DiCostanzo and Paul Sabourin
Performed by Paul and Storm
Additional guitar: Jim Boggia

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