The Paul and Storm Nondenominational Perennial Holiday Special - Original Soundtrack

by Paul and Storm

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Stoke up the fire with one more log Whip up the eggs for one more nog No time to walk the goddamn dog 'cause midnight's almost here Fill up the Keurig, check your lists Empty your bladder of your piss Don't go to sleep or else you'll miss The best day of the year The Monday after Thanksgiving When every online store For only 24 hours Drops prices through the floor Buy all your crap in just one day Santa is just one click away The cheapest and most convenient way To spread some Christmas cheer No need to slog down to the mall No need to wear your pants at all Come login with Uncles Storm and Paul 'cause Cyber Monday's here
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I'm Mister Small Business The Main Street thousand-aire Don’t tell me what is on your list Because frankly, I don’t care Stocking shelves with the latest goods Might be good for some But it’s not my kind of fun And when all business is small business I’ll be number one! (He's Mister Small Business) No price can be too high And I’ll mark ‘em up right in front of your face Because I’m that kinda guy Soon the world will come to me With nowhere left to run The days of Cyber-Mon are done And when all business is small business I’ll be number one! OR MY NAME ISN’T SMALLWORTH J. BUSINESSINGTON!
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Cyber-Mon, we sing to thee Crappy junk we bring to thee Out with the dreck of obsolescence In with the deals for brand new presents Amen (Come, Cyber-Mon)
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Tra-la-la-la, la-la, sha-na-na-na Hey, hey, yeah! You and me and him and her Are gonna make it if we really try Ridin’ along on a rainbow train To a lollipop stop way up in the sky Why do some people drown in a barrel of frowns? Don’t ask me, ‘cuz I don’t know why But you and me and him and her We got lovin’ And we’re gonna fly You and me and him and her Have got a recipe for good-time pie One part hugs and a mile of smiles And a little laser magic from my secret supply Preheat at 350 for at least half an hour And bake for 45 minutes or until it’s golden brown Yeah! You and me and him and her We got lovin' And we’re gonna fly Tra-la-la-la, la-la, sha-na-na-na Hey, hey, yeah!

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released December 1, 2014

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