March of the Ungrateful Uncles

from It Might Be Xmas by Paul and Storm

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lyrics

March, march, march; it's December 26th
Time for the annual parade
Come hear the drum now that Christmas Day is done
Go join in the Antipole Crusade

Down at the mall, they're assembling at all
Of the customer service desks

The ungrateful uncles
Are standing in a line
Waiting to return
All of the crap they didn't want

Tie clips, sweater vests
Twenty pairs of socks
Pen-and-pencil sets, cologne and ties
"Wow, guys, thanks a lot"
"Exactly what I need"
"Store credit will be fine"

So off they go, with their gift receipts in tow
Joining the "Slighted Guy Brigade"
View, two by two, how they shuffle through the queue
Feeling neglected and betrayed

Spiteful and gruff, 'cause nobody cared enough
To even check their Amazon wish lists

The ungrateful uncles
Are standing in a line
Waiting to return
All of the crap they didn't want

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from It Might Be Xmas, track released December 16, 2009
Brendan Milburn: additional synth sounds, last-minute awesomeness

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