Trap​-​a​-​Claus

from by Paul and Storm

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lyrics

I set a trap for Santa
When he arrives on his sleigh
The roof is smeared with Super Glue
So he can't fly away

The flue locks from the inside
And I've got the only blank key
The cookies are laced with chloroform
Bear pits are dug around the tree

And so on Christmas morning
If I don't get what I want
I'll chain him up in the basement
Where he can stay and rot

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from It Might Be Xmas, track released December 23, 2009

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